blogwithmeifyouwanttolive:

I just wish I was skinnier and prettier.

alexslutkarth:

[stands on roof]

[clears throat loudly]

[yells] I HAVE REALLY INTENSE FEELINGS ABOUT ALL TIME LOW

(via anal-cavity)

ammarmali:

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

(via fartgallery)

arribaarribacabron:

dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

My grammar goes from formal essay to wat the fuck did u jst say u lil shit

(via slytherin-starkid-of-tardis)

saturgay:

making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it

(via slytherin-starkid-of-tardis)

hitlersbreastmilk:

old mcdonald had a farm e i e i o and on that farm he did your mom e i e i ooooh burn

(via methproblem)

methproblem:

my ass is more talented than taylor swift

(via babyferaligator)

nippled:

‘how to be bored for your entire life’ a movie starring me as me

(via thetonictomygin)